








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13670 | 31% |
| Smokes | 12130 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8298 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9653 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,423,149 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 37 | 56% | 85 |
| #2 | den1s | 55% | 125 |
| #3 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 55% | 166 |
| #4 | Long_Rough_Dab_40cm | 55% | 104 |
| #5 | 67 adr demon | 54% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Darkspark | 52% | 189 |
| #12 | Mist Vi | 50% | 62 |
| #13 | Lycus | 46% | 56 |
| #14 | Trashcan Lord | 42% | 74 |
| #15 | Brohaib | 41% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Darkspark | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Long_Rough_Dab_40cm | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | 67 adr demon | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 𝕹𝖊𝖗𝖔 | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 816 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | 67 adr demon | 622 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | Darkspark | 556 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | den1s | 552 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #5 | 𝕹𝖊𝖗𝖔 | 504 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +3.43 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Long_Rough_Dab_40cm | +2.84 | 93 | 48 |
| #3 | 67 adr demon | +2.12 | 89 | 65 |
| #4 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | +1.53 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Darkspark | +1.08 | 62 | 51 |





