








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16974 | 44% |
| Smokes | 9441 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3404 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 8711 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,513,810 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3033 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superyumiix -not on vacation- | 64% | 76 |
| #2 | Aero^ CS.MONEY | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | f1-ve | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | Spiffalicious2K | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | Copes | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Spiffalicious2K | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | Copes | 48% | 46 |
| #6 | Tony Cannoli | 48% | 46 |
| #7 | mAGIC | 48% | 42 |
| #8 | ThatCowHugger | 43% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superyumiix -not on vacation- | 24 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Aero^ CS.MONEY | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | mAGIC | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | ThatCowHugger | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | f1-ve | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThatCowHugger | 399 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | Superyumiix -not on vacation- | 278 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tony Cannoli | 269 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #4 | mAGIC | 225 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | Copes | 157 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copes | +2.15 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | f1-ve | +1.36 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | mxnstrx | +0.96 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | Superyumiix -not on vacation- | +0.76 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | mAGIC | +0.44 | 73 | 50 |





