








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4056 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3134 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2749 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,340,520 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitch | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | mxnstrx | 64% | 76 |
| #3 | Yeffah | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | bark bark | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | DragonHtNA LFT | 58% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yeffah | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | bark bark | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | DragonHtNA LFT | 58% | 136 |
| #6 | Brun | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | zoombasta | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yeffah | 8 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Brun | 5 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | mxnstrx | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | mitch | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mxnstrx | 486 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | 443 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | zoombasta | 280 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #4 | Yeffah | 123 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | bark bark | 94 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | +2.61 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | +2.44 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | Yeffah | +1.84 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | mxnstrx | +0.94 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Brun | +0.58 | 84 | 57 |





