








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 993 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1432 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 911 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1337 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,512 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xor2004 | 49% | 76 |
| #2 | MainBruws | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | ATG | 45% | 110 |
| #4 | politimann | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | cruple | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MainBruws | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | ATG | 45% | 110 |
| #4 | politimann | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | cruple | 38% | 29 |
| #6 | ✪ Gareck | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | politimann | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | MainBruws | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ATG | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | xor2004 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | cruple | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | politimann | 357 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | cruple | 181 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | MainBruws | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ATG | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Gareck | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MainBruws | +1.40 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | politimann | +1.18 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ Gareck | -0.30 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Turbosweet | -0.84 | 54 | 48 |
| #5 | cruple | -0.88 | 32 | 60 |





