








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




194 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5104 | 48% |
| Smokes | 2544 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2217 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 749 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,651 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 987 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Karvainen Igor | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | Playmaker | 53% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Karvainen Igor | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | Playmaker | 53% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playmaker | 190 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 8 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | Karvainen Igor | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playmaker | 1352 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #2 | Karvainen Igor | 159 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 61 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moneymaker | +2.87 | 61 | 66 |
| #2 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | +1.87 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | Playmaker | +1.04 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | Karvainen Igor | -1.74 | 51 | 57 |





