








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1601 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1622 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1724 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,659 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gasometer | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Crispyz | 58% | 125 |
| #3 | b1t mindset | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Snotax | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | bk | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | b1t mindset | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | Snotax | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | bk | 53% | 47 |
| #6 | Red_Tiger | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | Nicolas | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | 21 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Crispyz | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Snotax | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | bk | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Gasometer | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snotax | 487 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | b1t mindset | 181 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Crispyz | 172 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gasometer | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | bk | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | +2.26 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | Gasometer | +1.84 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Crispyz | +0.90 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | Pr4x4s | +0.28 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | bk | -0.48 | 83 | 44 |





