








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2931 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3317 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1624 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,577 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crispyz | 57% | 127 |
| #2 | b1t mindset | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | bk | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Pr4x4s | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | Nicolas | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | b1t mindset | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | bk | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Pr4x4s | 54% | 187 |
| #5 | Nicolas | 33% | 15 |
| #6 | Red_Tiger | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | 18 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Crispyz | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | bk | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Pr4x4s | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Red_Tiger | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr4x4s | 384 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Crispyz | 169 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | b1t mindset | 165 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | bk | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nicolas | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | +2.31 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | Crispyz | +0.80 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | Pr4x4s | +0.32 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | bk | -0.12 | 83 | 44 |
| #5 | Snotax | -0.68 | 73 | 65 |





