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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 96 | 22% |
| Smokes | 102 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 161 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 76 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,253 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snotax | 66 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pr4x4s | 38 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | b1t mindset | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Crispyz | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | FL3x | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | +0.79 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Crispyz | +0.12 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Pr4x4s | -0.83 | 80 | 76 |
| #4 | Nicolas | -0.87 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | Snotax | -0.94 | 68 | 78 |





