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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4012 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3040 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3798 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,547 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr4x4s | 58% | 125 |
| #2 | Snotax | 57% | 127 |
| #3 | b1t mindset | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | bk | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Baguette | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | b1t mindset | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | bk | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Baguette | 48% | 61 |
| #6 | Danio | 42% | 60 |
| #7 | voltexvick | 39% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b1t mindset | 29 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Danio | 24 | 0.0205 |
| #3 | bk | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Snotax | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | voltexvick | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snotax | 431 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pr4x4s | 319 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | b1t mindset | 178 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Danio | 77 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Baguette | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crispyz | +3.22 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | b1t mindset | +2.00 | 84 | 46 |
| #3 | Pr4x4s | +0.29 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | bk | -0.43 | 83 | 45 |
| #5 | Snotax | -1.35 | 68 | 74 |





