








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2627 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2756 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,342,350 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaaX | xɐɐʍ | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | CaMzErItOoO | 59% | 160 |
| #3 | XChaussette | 54% | 196 |
| #4 | Abracadabroutch' | 53% | 96 |
| #5 | Gauchox | 52% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | LazPiT | 51% | 53 |
| #8 | claD | 50% | 66 |
| #9 | ZYWOO'S SON | 49% | 63 |
| #10 | ŠcraƁz | 48% | 126 |
| #11 | nRKK- [A] | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XChaussette | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Lpg | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Abracadabroutch' | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Gauchox | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | ŠcraƁz | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gauchox | 591 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | CaMzErItOoO | 355 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Abracadabroutch' | 275 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | ŠcraƁz | 262 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | XChaussette | 223 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaMzErItOoO | +3.38 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Skunk | +1.61 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | ZYWOO'S SON | +0.52 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | Gauchox | +0.27 | 46 | 81 |
| #5 | XChaussette | -0.01 | 64 | 45 |





