








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8040 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9133 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7049 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5410 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,324 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazPiT | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Maël «0x» Ratel ™ | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | Skunk | 53% | 96 |
| #4 | ŠcraƁz | 52% | 201 |
| #5 | XChaussette | 50% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | WaaX | xɐɐʍ | 49% | 113 |
| #8 | nRKK- [A] | 48% | 50 |
| #9 | claD | 48% | 178 |
| #10 | Gauchox | 46% | 138 |
| #11 | Starks' | 37% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ŠcraƁz | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Skunk | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Starks' | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | XChaussette | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | claD | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gauchox | 625 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | ŠcraƁz | 422 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lpg | 230 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Starks' | 217 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | claD | 175 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skunk | +3.08 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | Gauchox | +1.83 | 47 | 79 |
| #3 | Abracadabroutch' | +0.87 | 44 | 70 |
| #4 | nRKK- [A] | +0.83 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | Lpg | +0.52 | 48 | 58 |





