








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 240 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1877 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4391 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2711 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3305 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,496,891 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaMzErItOoO | 62% | 158 |
| #2 | Sayfos | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Skunk | 54% | 196 |
| #4 | Gauchox | 52% | 101 |
| #5 | ZYWOO'S SON | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ŠcraƁz | 47% | 128 |
| #10 | Maël «0x» Ratel ™ | 45% | 31 |
| #11 | LazPiT | 40% | 30 |
| #12 | WaaX | xɐɐʍ | 36% | 39 |
| #13 | Starks' | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skunk | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Abracadabroutch' | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ŠcraƁz | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Lpg | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Gauchox | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gauchox | 504 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | Skunk | 327 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Abracadabroutch' | 295 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | CaMzErItOoO | 279 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | ŠcraƁz | 252 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaMzErItOoO | +3.96 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | ZYWOO'S SON | +1.32 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Skunk | +1.13 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | Gauchox | +0.83 | 47 | 80 |
| #5 | LazPiT | +0.48 | 49 | 41 |





