








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 17% |
| Smokes | 650 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 344 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,343 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hobo | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Cowgirl Tendies | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Sammy Cola | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | KennySnaX | 43% | 46 |
| #5 | Kpax | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennySnaX | 132 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kpax | 121 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sammy Cola | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Brodyc50 | 75 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cowgirl Tendies | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hobo | +4.35 | 92 | 54 |
| #2 | Cowgirl Tendies | +2.99 | 67 | 42 |
| #3 | KennySnaX | +2.61 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | Tripzye | +1.58 | 69 | 32 |
| #5 | Sammy Cola | +1.27 | 84 | 62 |





