








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1898 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1219 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1655 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1750 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,960 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ bennielekker | 46% | 149 |
| #2 | Huug Gaming ♿ | 46% | 101 |
| #3 | Jaws | 45% | 93 |
| #4 | date | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Dirigent Diederick klaplong | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Huug Gaming ♿ | 46% | 101 |
| #3 | Jaws | 45% | 93 |
| #4 | date | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Dirigent Diederick klaplong | 43% | 35 |
| #6 | Sandersan | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ bennielekker | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Jaws | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | date | 7 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Sandersan | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Dirigent Diederick klaplong | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ bennielekker | 331 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Huug Gaming ♿ | 218 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jaws | 170 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sandersan | 106 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dirigent Diederick klaplong | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaws | +1.45 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Huug Gaming ♿ | +0.65 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Hybride | +0.41 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Dirigent Diederick klaplong | +0.16 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Sandersan | -0.18 | 80 | 44 |





