








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1208 | 24% |
| Smokes | 968 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1342 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1436 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,516 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | D7 | 57% | 63 |
| #7 | Moerchen187 | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | Manu | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | praT_tippen ein | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | Reuschiツ | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D7 | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Lipski | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Zaubergurke | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | WiwN | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Rum is alle (LLX) | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D7 | +2.91 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | WiwN | +2.10 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Moerchen187 | +1.40 | 87 | 68 |
| #4 | Lipski | +1.19 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | praT_tippen ein | +0.91 | 72 | 35 |





