








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 976 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1676 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,283 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiwN | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | Reuschiツ | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | HARALDINE | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | praT_tippen ein | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | ShiroBane | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | D7 | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | skrrrrrrrr | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | WiwN | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Young Nut | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Young Nut | +4.02 | 70 | 74 |
| #2 | praT_tippen ein | +3.48 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | D7 | +2.39 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | WiwN | +2.15 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Manu | +1.41 | 85 | 38 |





