








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3196 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3004 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2590 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2951 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $582,036 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Bella | 48% | 31 |
| #14 | ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โข | 46% | 56 |
| #15 | Domme | 44% | 16 |
| #16 | ostelito | 44% | 16 |
| #17 | edox | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rรถder | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Segalson | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | gestohlen | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Kรถtheยฎ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โข | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Segalson | 408 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Danny | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โข | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bella | 107 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rรถder | 105 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g1bg4b | +2.35 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | edox | +2.34 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | Danny | +1.74 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | ostelito | +1.26 | 90 | 72 |
| #5 | Bella | +1.12 | 80 | 72 |





