








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1788 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1726 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1732 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1714 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,482 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ostelito | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | daniel | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Bella | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | machtnix. | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Brind | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | megalopolik | 50% | 14 |
| #18 | gestohlen | 50% | 16 |
| #19 | DestroyBlader | 50% | 26 |
| #20 | Röder | 47% | 17 |
| #21 | ben-hi | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian Pralla | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Röder | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ostelito | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Bella | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | SUPER MAX | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben-hi | 212 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Adrian Pralla | 182 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Danny | 179 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Segalson | 141 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | g1bg4b | 131 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waltteri Bottas | +4.51 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | ostelito | +3.99 | 94 | 62 |
| #3 | edox | +2.85 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Danny | +2.72 | 87 | 61 |
| #5 | g1bg4b | +2.53 | 75 | 66 |





