








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 616 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5700 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6794 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7826 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8032 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,171,032 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na1liK =) #tftplayer | 71% | 52 |
| #2 | bear | 62% | 66 |
| #3 | hANNEs | 61% | 105 |
| #4 | DUNGI | 56% | 91 |
| #5 | Bülent der Charmeur | 55% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Creatyx | 51% | 89 |
| #11 | Röder | 51% | 471 |
| #12 | TrilluXe | 50% | 477 |
| #13 | Domme | 46% | 92 |
| #14 | marf :)))) | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Röder | 38 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Segalson | 25 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | TrilluXe | 21 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Bella | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Berni | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Segalson | 2244 | 0.21 | 65 min |
| #2 | Röder | 1103 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #3 | Bella | 899 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #4 | TrilluXe | 803 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #5 | hANNEs | 461 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hANNEs | +3.65 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | na1liK =) #tftplayer | +2.47 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Segalson | +1.06 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | Bella | +0.93 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | DUNGI | +0.67 | 72 | 47 |





