








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 169 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3813 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5922 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6359 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4716 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,923,020 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latshi | 63% | 152 |
| #2 | 308 maniac | 60% | 192 |
| #3 | Case Addict Ronald Coomer | 51% | 121 |
| #4 | Señor Vac | 51% | 158 |
| #5 | m0zart | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 308 maniac | 60% | 192 |
| #3 | Case Addict Ronald Coomer | 51% | 121 |
| #4 | Señor Vac | 51% | 158 |
| #5 | m0zart | 50% | 64 |
| #6 | Fossyy | 48% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latshi | 48 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | 308 maniac | 30 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 15 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | m0zart | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Señor Vac | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latshi | 758 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Case Addict Ronald Coomer | 275 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fossyy | 182 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | m0zart | 95 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | 308 maniac | 44 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latshi | +5.95 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Fossyy | +4.27 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | 308 maniac | +2.13 | 54 | 22 |
| #4 | 猫パンチ | +1.16 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | Señor Vac | -0.40 | 69 | 20 |





