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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1798 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2427 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2853 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3092 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,902 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuNTu | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Harri Balsac | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Peppe30k | 60% | 62 |
| #4 | Pennanenn | 57% | 126 |
| #5 | Dankkoviz | 54% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pennanenn | 57% | 126 |
| #5 | Dankkoviz | 54% | 99 |
| #6 | Kexy | 53% | 15 |
| #7 | SiistiKuuSusi | 52% | 107 |
| #8 | Möyrymaha | 49% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Möyrymaha | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | SiistiKuuSusi | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Harri Balsac | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Dankkoviz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | RuNTu | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiistiKuuSusi | 284 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Peppe30k | 239 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Möyrymaha | 194 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pennanenn | 190 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dankkoviz | 156 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muzolf | +3.41 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | Peppe30k | +2.20 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | RuNTu | +0.33 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Möyrymaha | -0.96 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | Pennanenn | -0.98 | 66 | 51 |





