








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3103 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7120 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5096 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6791 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,535,268 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvrio | 46% | 46 |
| #2 | B3t4lerT | 45% | 98 |
| #3 | ULTR4 | 41% | 351 |
| #4 | Silvestre | 40% | 89 |
| #5 | LordKtullu | 40% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LordKtullu | 40% | 200 |
| #6 | Ultramari | 38% | 226 |
| #7 | Loki | 38% | 152 |
| #8 | Alerta Vermelho | 38% | 37 |
| #9 | defe.gabriel | 37% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loki | 24 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | ULTR4 | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | B3t4lerT | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Alerta Vermelho | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | LordKtullu | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loki | 334 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | B3t4lerT | 209 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | LordKtullu | 120 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | ULTR4 | 117 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Alerta Vermelho | 87 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alerta Vermelho | +2.73 | 52 | 67 |
| #2 | B3t4lerT | +2.62 | 56 | 74 |
| #3 | ULTR4 | +1.17 | 30 | 51 |
| #4 | Ultramari | +0.57 | 28 | 51 |
| #5 | Loki | -0.53 | 34 | 61 |





