








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5534 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6580 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5718 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4425 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,627,299 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0N1 | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | Taskmanager | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | M1CHAL16 | 52% | 97 |
| #4 | Grymo | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | KatzederHund | 50% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LtR★ | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Krosso | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | KatzederHund | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Gh0sT | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Bruno el Perro | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★LtR★ | 530 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | Krosso | 462 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #3 | KatzederHund | 438 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | Taskmanager | 242 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gh0sT | 219 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gh0sT | +1.28 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | M1CHAL16 | +0.31 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | HARALD | +0.19 | 58 | 77 |
| #4 | __SiXa* | +0.15 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | J0N1 | +0.10 | 79 | 67 |





