








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4410 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5667 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5788 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5047 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,304,761 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NizoN | 60% | 60 |
| #2 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 59% | 74 |
| #3 | Semper | 55% | 197 |
| #4 | Br00k^ | | 54% | 111 |
| #5 | Fismann_ | 53% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fismann_ | 1283 | 0.21 | 41 min |
| #2 | Semper | 727 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Bandit^5 ♿ | 335 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Joseph Fritzl | 197 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | NizoN | 195 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donas dreng | +3.97 | 70 | 71 |
| #2 | Simse | +2.42 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Bandit^5 ♿ | +0.80 | 52 | 86 |
| #4 | Gulle | -0.11 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | NizoN | -0.42 | 55 | 75 |





