








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 223 | 22% |
| Smokes | 558 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 170 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 72 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,895 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mawsu | 46% | 81 |
| #2 | ikonex | 36% | 70 |
| #3 | elaB | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | LexFlinkedin | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | niksubb | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ikonex | 36% | 70 |
| #3 | elaB | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | LexFlinkedin | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | niksubb | 31% | 26 |
| #6 | Grimmr | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mawsu | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | niksubb | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | LexFlinkedin | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikonex | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mawsu | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | LexFlinkedin | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | elaB | 24 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Grimmr | 12 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenfors | +1.35 | 81 | 30 |
| #2 | Grimmr | -0.04 | 46 | 58 |
| #3 | elaB | -0.46 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | ikonex | -0.52 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | niksubb | -0.59 | 64 | 30 |





