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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1362 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1375 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1290 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1604 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $857,319 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | kristoferomar2009 | 50% | 12 |
| #13 | LeXmaskinen | 46% | 26 |
| #14 | LitliDorri | 40% | 20 |
| #15 | Eðalfáviti | 36% | 11 |
| #16 | DeV1Ce | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 你媽媽性感 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Jazzycakes | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Sigurdur | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | BaraSara | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | nutella.com | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pat | +5.93 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Thelostluck | +5.04 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | oSKAR- | +3.77 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | kristoferomar2009 | +3.72 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | nutella.com | +3.20 | 61 | 68 |





