








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6131 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3857 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2755 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3461 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,313 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nypi | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | ruubon | 59% | 209 |
| #3 | Kimmo p | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | -Pillupuhelin- | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | SilinderHatGuy | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psycdra | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ruubon | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | -Pillupuhelin- | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | nypi | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Kimmo p | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruubon | 650 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Psycdra | 508 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | MAsa mAiniO | 355 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | -Pillupuhelin- | 270 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | SilinderHatGuy | 135 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donald :D | +2.79 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | SilinderHatGuy | +1.83 | 54 | 76 |
| #3 | nypi | +0.56 | 37 | 56 |
| #4 | Kimmo p | -0.26 | 40 | 65 |
| #5 | -Pillupuhelin- | -0.27 | 46 | 61 |





