








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4431 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4301 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4872 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2800 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,280,464 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nypi | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | ruubon | 58% | 115 |
| #3 | Kimmo p | 57% | 81 |
| #4 | donald :D | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | MAsa mAiniO | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psycdra | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | SilinderHatGuy | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | donald :D | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Kimmo p | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | nypi | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilinderHatGuy | 882 | 0.32 | 22 min |
| #2 | donald :D | 462 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Psycdra | 333 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | ruubon | 318 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | MAsa mAiniO | 182 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilinderHatGuy | +3.44 | 59 | 74 |
| #2 | donald :D | +3.30 | 78 | 74 |
| #3 | nypi | +0.74 | 35 | 51 |
| #4 | ruubon | +0.22 | 26 | 65 |
| #5 | Kimmo p | +0.05 | 39 | 66 |





