








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2574 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2977 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2326 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3406 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,648,055 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nypi | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Kimmo p | 56% | 97 |
| #3 | ruubon | 51% | 235 |
| #4 | donald :D | 50% | 275 |
| #5 | -Pillupuhelin- | 49% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donald :D | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | nypi | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | -Pillupuhelin- | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | MAsa mAiniO | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kimmo p | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donald :D | 1138 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | ruubon | 779 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | MAsa mAiniO | 528 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | -Pillupuhelin- | 376 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | SilinderHatGuy | 184 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilinderHatGuy | +4.53 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | donald :D | +3.48 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | nypi | +0.56 | 33 | 57 |
| #4 | -Pillupuhelin- | -0.06 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | ruubon | -0.08 | 30 | 63 |





