








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 420 | 19% |
| Smokes | 341 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 524 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 880 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,516 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruubon | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | -Pillupuhelin- | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | MAsa mAiniO | 47% | 62 |
| #4 | donald :D | 44% | 61 |
| #5 | Antiikkisaippua | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pillupuhelin- | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Psycdra | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | donald :D | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ruubon | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Antiikkisaippua | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donald :D | 295 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | ruubon | 194 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | MAsa mAiniO | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Psycdra | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | -Pillupuhelin- | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donald :D | +3.49 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | SilinderHatGuy | +3.16 | 64 | 81 |
| #3 | ruubon | +0.20 | 28 | 58 |
| #4 | Kimmo p | -0.17 | 37 | 62 |
| #5 | -Pillupuhelin- | -0.55 | 47 | 63 |





