








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 180 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1434 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1663 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,190 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim kAwAii ._. | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | purple | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | €u₹o | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | chribz | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | criscros | 56% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | schna | 54% | 81 |
| #10 | Arvesen | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | ole | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | Miraculix | 42% | 26 |
| #13 | Sobo | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purple | +3.05 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | schna | +3.04 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | criscros | +2.50 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | chribz | +1.16 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | Sverkeren | +1.15 | 77 | 65 |





