








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1453 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1351 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1464 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1388 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,852 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERTZ- | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Viinaministeri | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | 𝙎𝙔𝙑𝙊 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | miksterikiksteri | 54% | 65 |
| #5 | Bloodhound | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Miggerlangelo | 40% | 48 |
| #10 | Flora Fairy Power | 38% | 76 |
| #11 | Heskaa | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | Hatine | 33% | 15 |
| #13 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Hattivatti | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | anianus | 6 | 0.0187 |
| #4 | Kimble._ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Flora Fairy Power | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hattivatti | 193 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flora Fairy Power | 170 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kimble._ | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | miksterikiksteri | 99 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERTZ- | +10.23 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | anianus | +3.94 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | miksterikiksteri | +3.76 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | Kimble._ | +3.19 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Heskaa | +2.46 | 60 | 68 |





