








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 462 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 934 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3518 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3899 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2049 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,583,079 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temssii | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | miksterikiksteri | 52% | 195 |
| #3 | Bloodhound | 51% | 325 |
| #4 | Hatine | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temssii | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | miksterikiksteri | 52% | 195 |
| #3 | Bloodhound | 51% | 325 |
| #4 | Hatine | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bloodhound | 28 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Hatine | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | miksterikiksteri | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Temssii | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bloodhound | 280 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | miksterikiksteri | 275 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Temssii | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hatine | 37 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miksterikiksteri | +3.68 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | Bloodhound | +2.61 | 62 | 46 |
| #3 | Hatine | +0.66 | 37 | 24 |
| #4 | Temssii | -0.71 | 43 | 56 |
| #5 | Viinaministeri | -2.17 | 39 | 37 |





