








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4564 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4313 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4097 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4386 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,535,618 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERTZ- | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | 𝙎𝙔𝙑𝙊 | 58% | 85 |
| #3 | Raven | 54% | 67 |
| #4 | Kimble._ | 53% | 305 |
| #5 | anianus | 52% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anianus | 33 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Kimble._ | 28 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Hattivatti | 22 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Oaxy | 22 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Raven | 7 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oaxy | 720 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | Hattivatti | 695 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kimble._ | 529 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Flora Fairy Power | 415 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Raven | 288 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERTZ- | +7.05 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | anianus | +4.63 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Oaxy | +1.74 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | Raven | +1.71 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | 𝙎𝙔𝙑𝙊 | +1.62 | 83 | 48 |





