








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2094 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 489 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1360 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,925 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeSad | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | TenGee | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | valen vapes again | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | ✪Ch1lled_Pyro✪ | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Oliver DePlace | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dabearSHARK | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | BlitsTV | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | hvnlypeach | 40% | 60 |
| #10 | kersting | 37% | 30 |
| #11 | Scots_men | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeSad | 8 | 0.0311 |
| #2 | hvnlypeach | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | BlitsTV | 4 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | valen vapes again | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | dabearSHARK | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valen vapes again | 244 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #2 | dabearSHARK | 101 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | kersting | 99 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | LeSad | 87 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #5 | dandrews | 64 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeSad | +5.22 | 83 | 47 |
| #2 | TenGee | +1.80 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | MrStacky | +1.55 | 75 | 46 |
| #4 | BlitsTV | +0.39 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | kersting | +0.30 | 83 | 49 |





