








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 433 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8708 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6368 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6137 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6244 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,561 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0bra xd | 66% | 123 |
| #2 | old aimer | 63% | 169 |
| #3 | FeitaN | 61% | 285 |
| #4 | Jupe | 61% | 279 |
| #5 | BenzQuu | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪ Taika Eetu | 56% | 73 |
| #9 | purjopora | 56% | 144 |
| #10 | joni | 49% | 70 |
| #11 | Psycho Killer | 48% | 31 |
| #12 | jNz | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupe | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | FeitaN | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | old aimer | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ✪ Taika Eetu | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ErrorzZz | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeitaN | 1156 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | Jupe | 1081 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #3 | c0bra xd | 839 | 0.33 | 25 min |
| #4 | joni | 533 | 0.36 | 16 min |
| #5 | old aimer | 512 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vesku | +2.26 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | c0bra xd | +1.57 | 84 | 79 |
| #3 | melatonisti | +1.32 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | ErrorzZz | +1.20 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | Jupe | +1.10 | 77 | 79 |





