








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 240 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8652 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6355 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5677 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5902 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,122 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAURI:-DD | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | old aimer | 66% | 73 |
| #3 | melatonisti | 62% | 55 |
| #4 | Jupe | 62% | 212 |
| #5 | c0bra xd | 61% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vesku | 1219 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | ErrorzZz | 984 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #3 | Jupe | 924 | 0.22 | 29 min |
| #4 | c0bra xd | 476 | 0.34 | 15 min |
| #5 | ✪ Taika Eetu | 337 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vesku | +2.27 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | ErrorzZz | +2.14 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | FeitaN | +1.61 | 81 | 78 |
| #4 | melatonisti | +1.60 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Jupe | +1.49 | 78 | 79 |





