








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3251 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2625 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2503 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,065 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pry | Gismo | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | raraku ^.- | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | guccifer | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | FoW | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Kevin Kurányi | 54% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Kurányi | 313 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | b1rd | 229 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #3 | AkTi4 | 165 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | Berokza | 147 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #5 | guccifer | 95 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pry | Gismo | +2.28 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | S1lenc | +1.78 | 65 | 60 |
| #3 | FoW | +1.41 | 69 | 83 |
| #4 | Kevin Kurányi | +0.71 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Johnny ͜ʖ ͡°) | +0.67 | 76 | 67 |





