








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1023 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1361 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1916 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 857 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,042 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pakedi♿ | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | danzane | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Topi ♿ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | pirssi^ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | mirbs | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topi ♿ | 424 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | pirssi^ | 269 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | pakedi♿ | 243 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Normaali | 189 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | danzane | 176 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Normaali | +4.29 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | bulju | +3.42 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | pakedi♿ | +1.15 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | zesi | +1.14 | 92 | 53 |
| #5 | LoA | +0.60 | 58 | 58 |





