








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1348 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1261 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1096 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1333 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,915 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | süse | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Muty | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | fasthand | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | tazoc00n | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Daus | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fasthand | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | tazoc00n | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Daus | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | iSyanQaR26 | 50% | 36 |
| #7 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | iSyanQaR26 | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 5 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | fasthand | 4 | 0.0183 |
| #5 | tazoc00n | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 234 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | iSyanQaR26 | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | süse | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | tazoc00n | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyodi | +2.45 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | tazoc00n | +1.21 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Muty | +0.79 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | iSyanQaR26 | +0.33 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | -0.40 | 72 | 53 |





