








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 11% |
| Smokes | 374 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 406 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,094 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teddster | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | isak | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isak | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Teddster | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | ibaπ― | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | MF DOOM | 15 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | rΓ₯tta | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ibaπ― | +2.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Teddster | +1.25 | 57 | 62 |
| #3 | Nisse | +0.35 | 57 | 34 |
| #4 | isak | +0.31 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | πΌπ©π£ππ₯ππ« | +0.08 | 67 | 55 |





