








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 323 matches | ||
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Renown | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11680 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9775 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9247 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10376 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,728,176 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jepugga | 57% | 232 |
| #2 | vAALtsu | 57% | 132 |
| #3 | vti | 56% | 239 |
| #4 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 55% | 214 |
| #5 | 4x4 | 54% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | vti | 56% | 239 |
| #4 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 55% | 214 |
| #5 | 4x4 | 54% | 95 |
| #6 | Syötti123 | 53% | 128 |
| #7 | danixir | 53% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jepugga | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Syötti123 | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | danixir | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | vti | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 1029 | 0.22 | 33 min |
| #2 | Jepugga | 961 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | vti | 554 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | vAALtsu | 434 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Syötti123 | 311 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nepo | +2.76 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | +1.49 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | vAALtsu | +0.91 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | 4x4 | +0.20 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Jepugga | +0.08 | 70 | 65 |





