








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6531 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5397 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4751 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4826 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,614,505 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | FroZen | 53% | 191 |
| #12 | danixir | 53% | 30 |
| #13 | Lerppunen | 50% | 28 |
| #14 | Elyon | 50% | 165 |
| #15 | Hupski ^_^ | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FroZen | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Ishkander | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | voois | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Elyon | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | tmu | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elyon | 819 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | voois | 655 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | 631 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #4 | FroZen | 519 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | IpZ | 429 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ishkander | +2.70 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | vAALtsu | +2.41 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | compl1cated [ C ] ??? | +1.27 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | Nepo | +1.06 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | voois | +0.85 | 82 | 62 |





