








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7853 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5941 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4881 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4673 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,971,256 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizu16 | 59% | 124 |
| #2 | Nepo | 57% | 232 |
| #3 | flamexeye | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Syötti123 | 51% | 441 |
| #5 | nata | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nepo | 57% | 232 |
| #3 | flamexeye | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Syötti123 | 51% | 441 |
| #5 | nata | 50% | 82 |
| #6 | danixir | 50% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syötti123 | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nepo | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | danixir | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syötti123 | 1143 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #2 | Nepo | 924 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #3 | danixir | 339 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Krizu16 | 231 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | nata | 197 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nepo | +4.15 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | Jepugga | +1.85 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | danixir | +1.46 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | nata | +1.12 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Krizu16 | -1.89 | 42 | 54 |





