








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 408 | 23% |
| Smokes | 258 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 744 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,416 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Hulta184 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Lucens | 38% | 26 |
| #5 | Marinara Jar | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Hulta184 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Lucens | 38% | 26 |
| #5 | Marinara Jar | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | 139 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lucens | 85 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Marinara Jar | 34 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vassviik | 32 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hulta184 | 20 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | +2.81 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Lucens | -0.31 | 40 | 68 |
| #3 | Vassviik | -0.33 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | Hulta184 | -1.37 | 55 | 69 |
| #5 | Piraten | -1.80 | 56 | 45 |





