








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4374 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2862 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2986 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2131 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,750 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasdern | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 53% | 360 |
| #3 | Lucens | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Hulta184 | 52% | 91 |
| #5 | GR1M257 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasdern | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | itsFrasse | 53% | 360 |
| #3 | Lucens | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Hulta184 | 52% | 91 |
| #5 | GR1M257 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | 19 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Hulta184 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Lucens | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | wasdern | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | GR1M257 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | 605 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | Hulta184 | 169 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lucens | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | wasdern | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | GR1M257 | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | +3.17 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Vassviik | -0.23 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | wasdern | -0.81 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Lucens | -2.06 | 29 | 52 |
| #5 | Hulta184 | -2.37 | 54 | 62 |





