








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4106 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4521 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3609 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3206 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,719,460 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wasdern | 59% | 101 |
| #2 | Vassviik | 53% | 360 |
| #3 | Hulta184 | 53% | 127 |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Piraten | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Vassviik | 53% | 360 |
| #3 | Hulta184 | 53% | 127 |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Piraten | 50% | 46 |
| #6 | Lucens | 48% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 34 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Lucens | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | wasdern | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Hulta184 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Piraten | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vassviik | 1372 | 0.18 | 41 min |
| #2 | Lucens | 252 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hulta184 | 230 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | wasdern | 178 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Piraten | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsFrasse | +2.85 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Vassviik | -0.33 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | wasdern | -0.34 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | SUNDOWNER | -1.46 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | Lucens | -1.80 | 33 | 58 |





