








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 28% |
| Smokes | 60 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 93 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 64 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,667 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tyrone | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | Razy | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | 6max | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | w i l l u r | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | Wen u jus up fr | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messi | 4 | 0.1212 |
| #2 | Razy | 1 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Tyrone | 1 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Wen u jus up fr | 1 | 0.0147 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6max | 29 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | hawy | 28 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | bread | 23 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Razy | 15 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | messi | 13 | 0.39 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrone | +6.37 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Wen u jus up fr | +4.45 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | 6max | +4.18 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Razy | +2.21 | 93 | 76 |
| #5 | w i l l u r | +1.99 | 65 | 87 |





