








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 317 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3082 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5001 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2440 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3945 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,952 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | IchGehAbWieDurex | 43% | 44 |
| #14 | jkdsk | 43% | 103 |
| #15 | HeathenCat | 42% | 79 |
| #16 | vToxiqz | 38% | 26 |
| #17 | ✪RayD1sy | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bottomfragger | 1042 | 0.23 | 34 min |
| #2 | HappyAchilles never Tilted :^) | 264 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Clutch Norris | 215 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | F0UR | 201 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | jkdsk | 186 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lrx' | +2.18 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | NeO_NeX | +1.99 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | HappyAchilles never Tilted :^) | +1.62 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | 데몬 | +1.11 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Clutch Norris | +0.76 | 82 | 77 |





