








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 569 | 24% |
| Smokes | 857 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,169 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeter olen | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Tomk | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Inspektor Kukeke | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Aavo | 43% | 37 |
| #5 | Takken | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeter olen | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Tomk | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Inspektor Kukeke | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Aavo | 43% | 37 |
| #5 | Takken | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inspektor Kukeke | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Takken | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Aavo | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Tomk | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Peeter olen | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Takken | 172 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Inspektor Kukeke | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tomk | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Peeter olen | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aavo | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomk | +3.94 | 70 | 34 |
| #2 | Takken | +1.35 | 56 | 67 |
| #3 | Aavo | -0.01 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | VõsaVillem | -0.55 | 35 | 42 |
| #5 | Peeter olen | -2.16 | 18 | 59 |





